UNMASKING MOTHERHOOD

ZOMMY

Zombie + mommy

THE MOM LIFE WASN’T DESIGNED TO BE INSTAGRAM PERFECT…

Snot bubbles, projectile vomiting and smart ass teenagers… Let’s take a moment to appreciate motherhood for what it really is…

A race between here and there, and, most days, “here” and “there” don’t appear on our GPS.

If we can go pee without being interupted something is going wrong in another room, and most catastrophies in our life are treated by bandaids or duct tape.

It’s time to do do away with the Happy Homemaker image of the 1950s and celebrate the moms we really are.

We burn dinner, have bags under our eyes, stains on our clothes, holes in our yoga pants and mountains of laundry waiting to be conquered.

We’re perfectly imperfect.

Zommy.

Zommy - The Truth of Today's Mothers

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WHAT WE DO

Um, yea. We’re still trying to figure that out ourselves. Just like our homes, this brand will be in a never-ending state of improvement. To start, however…

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Join us live on YouTube Thursdays at 11am EST/8am PST for wildly transparent conversation about motherhood, relationships, adulting and more.

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Kids or significant other have you freakin’ flustered? Our gear shares the messages your mouth may not. Bra and/or shoes not required.

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Snarky and sarcastic, serious and sublime, Zommy contributors offer a wide selection of posts to suit your mood. Want to contribute? Click HERE.

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ZOMMY CONTRIBUTORS

The Zommy family of contributors is as ecclectic as any real-world family. We don’t always agree, but our commitment to sharing our own truth is legit. Want to contribute? Click HERE.

Zommy Kim Sutton

KIM SUTTON

Head Zommy

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who will this be?

Maybe YOU?

Zommy Contributor

who will this be?

Maybe YOU?

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